CLEO is among my must-buy mags back in Msia. It can be entertaining to read the
'His Prob',
'Her Prob' or
'Medical Prob' columns. (I know I most probably got the captions wrong, but the last I read any CLEO was months ago. So sue me). Plus the pictures of those dresses, earrings, wallets, shoes are so pretty. No girl can resist em. :D
And to quote
Nore, they're back. Who you ask? The
CLEO Eligible Bachelor of course. During this season, esp around March and April, CLEO would sell like hot cakes on stands (
ada ke orang jual hot cakes
kat Mesia?). Besides the point. It's a great marketing strategy; featuring 50 irresistable-looking guys from cover to cover.
Tapi laa kan, bukan aku nak kutuk laa kan. Kutuk gak ni.What kind of an eligible bachelor
yang tak tau the meaning of wife-beater??
*Tepuk dahi.*These guys are easy on the eyes, for sure. I don't have the perseverance to click on every 50 of them, but the 5 biodatas I viewed all claiming that they are models/actors. Aren't they any eligible bachelors out there
yg keje engineer
ke, doctor
ke, ya know, normal 8-5, less-popular
nyer occupation?
Sometimes I wonder abt CLEO's definition of Most Eligible Bachelor. Yep.
Back to my own less-than-popular mediocre life.
Once upon a time in Ukraine....LaiLy : Wei Chow,
tlg bayaq duit net
aku sat.
(hulur duit to Wei Chow)Wei Chow:
Tu dia aih. Beraninya hang hutang byk lagu ni dgn Russians.
LaiLy :
(sengih)Wei Chow: I tell you what,
aku boh dlm game
mlm ni. AC confirm
menang. Odds 1.7
Kalau menang, hang dpt balik lebih 400gri. Hang ambik ja laa duit lebih tu.LaiLy :
byk lawa hang. Pi bayaq duit net
ja laa. Ni nak ajak aku gamble
pulak. Sepak satni.Wei Chow:
habeh tu kalau aku guna duit hang gamble
takpa ka? Kalau kalah aku bayaq balek laa.(LaiLy raised up her hand to beat the crap out of Wei Chow, who retaliated and laughed like crazy.)
The next day...Wei Chow:
aku bayaq dah duit net hang.LaiLy : Ok, thanks.
Wei Chow: (pulling a bundle of notes from his jeans pocket)
Smlm aku letak duit hang. AC
menang. Dpt 400bucks extra.
Hang nak balek kaa?LaiLy : Err...
Hyperanalytical thinking done at 10:04 pm by infamouschic
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